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Dave drowned. So at the funeral we got him a wreath in the shape of a lifebelt. Well, it's what he would have wanted.

— Gary Delaney

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As a kid I was made to walk the plank. We couldn't afford a dog.

— Gary Delaney

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I'm currently dating a couple of anorexics. Two birds, one stone.

— David Gibson

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