Christmas itself may be called into question, If carried so far it creates indigestion.
Submitted by robotnic over 2 years ago
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Christmas itself may be called into question, If carried so far it creates indigestion.
Submitted by robotnic over 2 years ago
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[Golf:] Like chasing a quinine pill around a cow pasture.
Submitted by robotnic over 2 years ago
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Humor must not professedly teach, and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. By forever, I mean thirty years.
Submitted by robotnic over 2 years ago
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A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.
Submitted by robotnic over 2 years ago
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My people and I have come to an agreement which satisfies us both. They are to say what they please, and I am to do what I please.
Submitted by robotnic over 2 years ago
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Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.
Submitted by athena-smart over 2 years ago
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People may doubt what you say, but they will believe what you do.
Submitted by Whatsthatquote over 2 years ago
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War is too serious a matter to entrust to military men.
Submitted by pandorasinbox over 2 years ago
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Grace isn't a little prayer you chant before receiving a meal. It's a way to live.
Submitted by pandorasinbox over 2 years ago
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[Of sex] The pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.
Submitted by pandorasinbox over 2 years ago
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To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse—German.
Submitted by pandorasinbox over 2 years ago
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When in doubt have a man come through the door with a gun in his hand.
Submitted by pandorasinbox over 2 years ago
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The shape of Africa resembles a revolver, and the Congo is the trigger.
Submitted by robotnic over 2 years ago
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Do not wait for leaders; do it alone, person to person.
Submitted by icarter over 2 years ago
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