Mean Girls Quotes

I know it may look like I was being a bitch, but that's only because I was acting like a bitch.

Glenn Coco? FOUR for you Glenn Coco, you go Glenn Coco!

Oh my God, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white.

And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that Man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals.

Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it.

None for Gretchen Weiners. Bye.

I gave him everything... I was half a virgin when I met him!

Boo, you whore!

Wow, Damien, you've truly out-gayed yourself.

Calling somebody else fat won’t make you any skinnier. Calling someone stupid doesn’t make you any smarter. And ruining Regina George’s life definitely didn’t make me any happier. All you can do in life is try to solve the problem in front of you.