Jingo Quotes

"It is always useful to face an enemy who is prepared to die for his country," he read. "This means that both you and he have exactly the same aim in mind."

Gentlemen, no fighting please. This is, after all, a council of war.

Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.

The intelligence of that creature known as a crowd is the square root of the number of people in it

One of the universal rules of happiness is: Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.

Taxation, gentlemen, is very much like dairy farming. The task is to extract the maximum amount of milk with the minimum amount of moo.