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I'm more concerned about the return OF my money than ON my money

— Will Rogers

Submitted by Godgrown 11 months ago

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"Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there."

— Will Rogers

Submitted by ctwillie almost 2 years ago

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Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.

— Will Rogers

Submitted by Vagop about 2 years ago

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The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.

— Will Rogers

Submitted by laura about 2 years ago

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When you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.

— Will Rogers

Submitted by sanrio007 about 2 years ago

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You've got to go out on a limb sometimes, because that's where the fruit is.

— Will Rogers

Submitted by sanrio007 about 2 years ago

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There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.

— Will Rogers

Submitted by sgiovanni about 2 years ago

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I was just thinking, if it is really religion with these nudist colonies, they sure must turn atheists in the wintertime.

— Will Rogers

Submitted by robotnic over 2 years ago

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If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.

— Will Rogers

Submitted by LibrarianCarina over 2 years ago

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This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.

— Will Rogers

Submitted by PatrickWA over 2 years ago

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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.

— Will Rogers

Submitted by guygg over 2 years ago

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An expert is a man fifty miles from home with a briefcase.

— Will Rogers

Submitted by sirchaint over 2 years ago

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I tell you, all politics is apple sauce.

— Will Rogers

Submitted by Kaye11 over 2 years ago

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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

— Will Rogers

Submitted by paulabuzzard almost 3 years ago

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I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

— Will Rogers

Submitted by paulabuzzard almost 3 years ago

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Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there.

— Will Rogers

Submitted by paulabuzzard almost 3 years ago

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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

— Will Rogers

Submitted by paulabuzzard almost 3 years ago

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