I like beautiful melodies telling me terrible things.
Submitted by Bakeneko over 1 year ago
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Break windows, smoke cigars, and stay up late. Tell 'em to do that, they'll find a little pot of gold.
Submitted by robotnic over 2 years ago
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
Submitted by robotnic over 2 years ago
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The large print giveth and the small print taketh away.
Submitted by robotnic over 2 years ago
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If you get far enough away you'll be on your way back home.
Submitted by robotnic over 2 years ago
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If there's one thing you can say about mankind, there's nothing kind about man.
Submitted by robotnic over 2 years ago
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I don't have a drinking problem ‘cept when I can't get a drink.
Submitted by robotnic over 2 years ago
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Don't you know there ain't no devil, there's just God when he's drunk.
Submitted by robotnic over 2 years ago
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And sometime around 2 AM you end up taking advantage of yourself. Ain't no way around that. Making a scene with a magazine.
Submitted by robotnic over 2 years ago
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Well go ahead and call the cops,
You don't meet nice girls in coffee shops.
Submitted by PaulG over 2 years ago
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