Terry Pratchett Quotes

If you don’t turn your life into a story, you just become a part of someone else’s story.

Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.

There should be a notice ahead of the movie that says 'This movie is PG. Can you read? You are a Parent. Do you understand what Guidance is? Or are you just another stupid toddler who thinks they're an adult simple because they've grown older and, unfortunately, have developed fully-functioning sexual organs? Would you like some committee somewhere to decide everything for you? Get a damn grip, will you? And shut the wretched kid up!

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There's no grays, only white that's got grubby... And sin... is when you treat people as things. Including yourself. That's what sin is" [said Granny Weatherwax]... " When people say things are a lot more complicated than that, they means they're getting worried that they won't like the truth. People as things, that's where it starts." "Oh, I'm sure there are worse crimes...
[said Brother Oat]" "But they starts with thinking about people as things."

Everything starts somewhere, although many physicists disagree.

People will always remember the songs he never had the chance to sing. And they will be the greatest songs of all. Live your life in a moment. And then live forever, never fade away.

And always wear completely clean underwear every day because you never knew when you were going to be knocked down and killed by a runaway horse and if people found you had unsatisfactory underwear on, you'd die of shame.

She wasn't at all certain about the meaning of the word 'decadent'. She'd dismissed the possibility that it meant 'having many teeth' in the same sense that Nanny Ogg, for example, was unident.

Always remember that the crowd that applauds your coronation is the same crowd that will applaud your beheading. People like a show.

She was already learning that if you ignore the rules people will, half the time, quietly rewrite them so that they don't apply to you.

It is often said that before you die your life passes before your eyes. It is in fact true. It's called living.

The pen is mightier than the sword if the sword is very short, and the pen is very sharp.

It is often said that before you die your life passes before your eyes. It is in fact true. It's called living.

Coffee was only a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to your slightly older self.

We who think we are about to die will laugh at anything.

Whoever had created humanity had left in a major design flaw. It was its tendency to bend at the knees.

"That's blasphemy," said the vampire. He gasped as Vimes shot him a glance like sunlight. "That's what people say when the voiceless speak."

"It is always useful to face an enemy who is prepared to die for his country," he read. "This means that both you and he have exactly the same aim in mind."

Words in the heart cannot be taken.