Stewart Lee Quotes

If you’ve only ever read one book in your life … I highly recommend, you keep your mouth shut.

Political correctness seems to me to be about an institutionalised politeness at its worst.

Wittiest thing I’ve heard? Jim Tavares, when he was doing stand-up at the Comedy Store in 1988, and opened with “I’m a schizophrenic.” Some wag shouted out “why don’t you both f*ck off?”

I remember when the last Harry Potter title came out, I think it was Harry Potter and the Crock of Shit. Or Harry Potter and the Mitten of Wool? Remember that?

If you only ever read one book in your lifetime, I highly recommend you keep your mouth shut.

You can read Russel Brand's autobiography and dismiss it as rubbish - if you like... or you can dismiss it as rubbish without reading it to save time... if you prefer.