"Yes, that's what I think, and I'm super smart, so it's probably true."
Submitted by arecare 9 months ago
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"Yes, that's what I think, and I'm super smart, so it's probably true."
Submitted by arecare 9 months ago
11 loves
Penny could've been inspecting Raj's anal region for parasites.
Submitted by halftime111 over 1 year ago
1 love
"When I rise to power those people will be sterilized."
Submitted by halftime111 over 1 year ago
1 love
And here is my Justice League membership card, but that doesn't prove I know Batman.
Submitted by sandrampage about 2 years ago
1 love
Leonard, when that woman moved in three years ago I told you not to talk to her, and now look. We're going to be late for the movies.
Submitted by sandrampage about 2 years ago
3 loves
Well, well, well, if it isn't Wil Wheaton. The Green Goblin to my Spider-Man, the Pope Paul V to my Galileo, the Internet Explorer to my Firefox.
Submitted by sandrampage about 2 years ago
2 loves
Good night. And if there's an apocalypse, good luck.
Submitted by sandrampage about 2 years ago
5 loves
When I try to decieve, I myself have more ticks then a lyme-disease research facility.
Submitted by sandrampage about 2 years ago
1 love
Interesting. Sex works even better than chocolate to modify behavior. I wonder if anyone else has stumbled onto that
Submitted by sandrampage about 2 years ago
1 love
But then she meets a group of geniuses, and their friend Howard.
Submitted by sandrampage about 2 years ago
1 love