1. WHEATON!!!

    Sheldon Cooper

    3 loves

  2. Jamba Juice is for heroes.

    Sheldon Cooper

    1 love

  3. Jamba Juice is for heroes.

    Sheldon Cooper

    1 love

  4. I've decided my rank should be captain.

    Sheldon Cooper

    1 love

  5. Penny could've been inspecting Raj's anal region for parasites.

    Sheldon Cooper

    1 love

  6. I can't, so I shant!

    Sheldon Cooper

    1 love

  7. "When I rise to power those people will be sterilized."

    Sheldon Cooper

    1 love

  8. "A Dinfast date."

    Sheldon Cooper

    1 love

  9. Good night. And if there's an apocalypse, good luck.

    Sheldon Cooper

    6 loves

  10. Oh, frickity frack! Not this again!

    Sheldon Cooper

    2 loves

  11. Cause of Injury: Lack of Adhesive Ducks.

    Sheldon Cooper

    1 love