Russell Brand Quotes

Like an elegant grasshopper wrapped in bacon

Today's Sesame Street will NOT be brought to you by the number 34 or the letter D.

There's no shame in being second to Stephen Fry. Unless it's in a straight nose competition.

I'm genuinely and actually a bit like Jesus.

If you're going to use 'theatrical' and 'bent' in such close proximity, you're going to give people the wrong impression.

You'd think, if you was me, you would think this and I am me, so I'm in a perfect position to offer conclusive evidence on that... innit like when you go away on holiday, you think 'oh yeah, I'd better go away on holiday, cheer myself up, get away from it all" but when you go on holiday, you're there, so it's shit!

October... Is that when there's conkers?

The Orion Nebula viewed from Earth makes Human conflict seem a bit silly. We're all one rock, we might as well attack our own feet.

Murderers! Stop murdering. Everyone will die eventually. Just sit down and be patient.