Ron Swanson Quotes

If any of you need anything at all: too bad. Deal with your problems yourselves like adults.

When people get too chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don't really care about them.

On my deathbed, my final wish is to have my ex-wives rush to my side so I can use my dying breath to tell them both to go to hell one last time.

I got my first job when I was nine. Child labor laws are ruining this country.

Fishing relaxes me; it's like yoga, except I still get to kill something.

Capitalism is God's way of determining who is smart and who is poor.