Ron Burgundy Quotes

For just one night, let's not be co-workers. Let's be co-people.

For just one night let's not be coworkers. Let's be co-people.

Oh Baxter, you are my little gentleman,
I'll take you to foggy London Town,
Because you are my little gentleman!

Ron Burgundy: I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
Veronica Corningstone: Really.
Ron Burgundy: People know me.
Veronica Corningstone: Well, I'm very happy for you.
Ron Burgundy: I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

I'm in a glass case of emotion!

Sweet Lincoln's mullet!

Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have your attention. I've just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story. I need all of you, to stop what you're doing and listen... Cannonball!

Guess what, I do. I know that one day Veronica and I are gonna to get married on top of a mountain, and there's going to be flutes playing and trombones and flowers and garlands of fresh herbs. And we will dance till the sun rises. And then our children will form a family band. And we will tour the countryside and you won't be invited.

I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot, right to the babymaker.

I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you. That smells like pure gasoline.

How are you? You look awfully nice today. Maybe don't wear a bra next time... No, I was talking to you. No, not her. I don't know her name. What is it? Lanolin? Lanolin? Like sheep's wool?

I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.

Great Odin's raven!

Mmmmm... I look good. I mean really good. Hey everyone! Come see how good I look!