Rachel Green Quotes

Sometimes things don’t work out the way you thought they would.

Ross : You're not going to win the lottery.
Rachel : Yes, I know the odds are against us, but someone has to win, and it could be us! And how are you going to feel when we're all like 'Hey guys, shall we get in our helicopter and fly up to the cape' and you're like 'Oh sorry guys, I'll have to meet you up there. I've gotta go gas up the Hyundai'.

Honey, could I recommend watching a little bit more "ESPN" and a little less "E!"?

Ooooooooh, salmon skin roll.