Pierce Hawthorne Quotes

Pierce Hawthorne (Chevy Chase) is a fictional character in U.S sitcom 'Community.' An over-the-hill baby-boomer he invented and became wealthy off Hawthorne Moist Wipes. Pierce is attending Greendale Community College because he wants to become a Jack-of-all-trades and because he has no one else to spend his time with. He is also highly addicted to Twitter.