Phoebe Buffay Quotes

Don’t be worried about that! Your tombstone can say whatever you want it to say! It could say, 'Ross Geller, Good at Marriage' Y’know? Mine’s gonna say 'Phoebe Buffay, Buried Alive'.

Hey you guys, look, the one-eyed jack follows me wherever I go.

There was a crooked man, who had a crooked smile, who lived in a shoe, for a...while

Phoebe: Hey. Why isn't it Spidermen? You know, like Goldmen, Silvermen.
Chandler: Because, it... it's not his last name.
Phoebe: It isn't?
Chandler: No. It's not like Phil Spidermen. He's a spider MAN. You know, like Goldmen is a last name but there's no gold man.
Phoebe: Oh, oh okay... There should BE a gold man!

Normally I don't like sweaty guys, but this one.. I could just mop him up!

They don't know that we know they know we know.

Hold me close young Tony Danza....

Phoebe: Ohhh that's your thing, you're the guy that gets divorced!
Ross: I do not love divorce.
Phoebe: Yes you do! This is your 3rd divorce. You love divorce so much you should probably marry it, and then divorce it because you love divorce so much, divorcing guy.. hahaha... I'm so drunk.

So you're saying we should have a frenaissance? Alright then, but I don't think we need one baby I never stopped loving you.

P as in Phoebe, H as in heebee, O as in obee, E as in eebee, B as in beebee and E as in Ello there mate!

I may play the fool at times but I'm a little more than just a pretty blonde girl with an ass that won't quit.

Come on Ross, you're a paleontologist, dig a little deeper.