I would wipe my arse with him if I had diarrhoea.
Submitted by MerrygoldLove over 2 years ago
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I would wipe my arse with him if I had diarrhoea.
Submitted by MerrygoldLove over 2 years ago
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Nikki: Maybe Nadia's on her period.
Brian: (Long Pause) Erm... Yeah! Unlikely but....
Submitted by bbsuperfan over 2 years ago
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I can't get my MP3 Player to work! Oh, it's working...
Submitted by Bentendo over 2 years ago
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Who is she? Who is she? Who is she?! Where did you find her?
Submitted by tomhartnell over 2 years ago
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