Where the cash goes, the pussy follows.
Submitted by Thibaut about 5 years ago
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If the priest werent fiddling with you, you were one of the ugly kids.
Submitted by lol78992 about 5 years ago
Nathan: Are you asking me out on a date?
Simon: No... I meant all of us.
Nathan: Did you? ... I am not your whore!
She's stealing your pension! [Old man wakes up] No, he's fine.
1: What the hell are you doing?!
2: It's, just....Pure mindless vandalism!
1: What is the matter with you!? Are you mentally defictant?!
2: If i was mentally defictant, i would have missed. Check that out .. *points to car* .. Bullseye.
Kelly: What am I looking at?
Nathan: Cock. Anus. Bit of ball sack..
Kelly: Err, whats that?
Nathan: That's ball sack! Its from a low angle.. jesus.
Submitted by Momentum over 5 years ago
I spent my eighth birthday eating Swedish meatballs with a known paedophile.
That's right Dad walk away with your tiny little legs you f*cking midget!
There is a difference between us! I'm gracefully tall and your freakishly short.
We're like the Mitchell brothers, except we're not bald, ugly and shit!
I've died twice in the last two weeks... anyway who are you calling bouffant?
I haven't got a brother, I'm the classic example of an only child!
Monkey Slut - what's the chances of that coming up in a normal conversation?