Mark Twain Quotes

All you need is ignorance and confidence and the success is sure to follow.

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.

I could never learn to like her, except in a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight.

When we remember that we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

“The two most important days in your life are the day you are born, and the day you figure out why.”

If Christ were here now, there is one thing he would not be — a Christian.

There in nothing in the world like a persuasive speech to fuddle the mental apparatus.

There's always a hole in theories somewhere, if you look close enough.

No one is willing to acknowledge a fault in himself when a more agreeable motive can be found for the estrangement of his acquaintances.

Hain't we got all the fools on our side? And hain't that enough majority in any town.

It's name is Public Opinion. It is held in reverence. It settles everything. Some think it is the voice of God.

If man could be crossed with cat, it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat.

Necessity is the mother of taking chances.

"Don't go around saying the world ows you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first."

“The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.”

Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand

"It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble, it's what you know for sure that just ain't so.

Let us endeavor so to live that when we come to die even the undertaker
will be sorry.

“Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the and the blind can see.”