Mark Kermode Quotes

Toy Story 3 had the distinction of being the first stereoscopic movie which made me forget I was watching in irritating 3-D.

Bonkers.

Big Hollywood studios want you to believe in 3-D because they want to carry on believing in their own bank accounts. It has nothing to do with 'the future' of cinema, merely the future of film finance.

If you pay money to see Pirates of the Caribbean […] it’s your own fault and you’re helping bring down the collapse of western civilization.

Eli Roth [needs to be] sent away and told to make a low budget costume drama about people discovering love in the arctic.

There are several things that are wrong with Hostel. The first is that it exists at all.