Mark Corrigan Quotes

"It's not perving....it's appreciating."

The absolute worst thing anyone could say about you is that you were a selfish, moral blank, whose lazy cynicism and sneering, ironic take on the world encapsulates everything wrong with a generation. But you my friend are not evil.

I'd like to buy an FDR doll please. Uh, it's for my son, he's a big fan of the New Deal.

The absolute worst thing anyone could say about you is that you were a selfish, moral blank, whose lazy cynicism and sneering, ironic take on the world encapsulates everything wrong with a generation. But you my friend are not evil.

It'd be like picking off bystanders with a sniper rifle: fun at first, but it would quickly become a depressing chore.

That's the single nicest thing Jez has every done for me and it's completely ruined my life.

You haven't drunk all the difficult conversation wine, have you?

I'm becoming the Fuhrer - the Fuhrer of Laughs!

Sperm is like lending someone less than a fiver. You can't really ask for it back

This is a fantastic evening. I've become a military historian and Jeremy's future happiness rests in my hands...And I've got a tiramisu. This is f*cking amazing!

I'm just another reject slowly slipping out of the gene pool to get hoovered up by the sex industry.

If she wants a PR War, then she can have a PR War... I'll Mandelson her! Nobody wanted New Labour, Jeremy, but now we all know how it works.

So unhappy. I wonder if anyone has ever been this unhappy while drinking champagne.

Priest: ...Before God Almighty who knows all the secrets of our hearts...
Mark: [Thinking]He's ladelling it on now. Is that in the proper thing or has he just added that to needle me?

Why won't that stupid bitch let me propose to her?

Saying 'I Love You' is like firing first in a duel; if you miss, you're f*cked!

Nothing means anything to you, does it? Friendship, loyalty - they're just fusty old words like sixpence and codpiece to you, aren't they?

Oh God she is just so lovely and she doesn't even realise it. Probably no one's ever told her. I should tell her! No, don't tell her. If she realises, I'm finished.

I've shot you Jeff. With a bullet made of Scottish finance regulations.

Careful, there's man love and there's business love, and never the twain shall meet.