"It's not perving....it's appreciating."
Submitted by proto466 about 7 years ago
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I'd like to buy an FDR doll please. Uh, it's for my son, he's a big fan of the New Deal.
Submitted by paulfedory over 7 years ago
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It'd be like picking off bystanders with a sniper rifle: fun at first, but it would quickly become a depressing chore.
Submitted by pandorasinbox over 7 years ago
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That's the single nicest thing Jez has every done for me and it's completely ruined my life.
Submitted by pandorasinbox over 7 years ago
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You haven't drunk all the difficult conversation wine, have you?
Submitted by pandorasinbox over 7 years ago
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Sperm is like lending someone less than a fiver. You can't really ask for it back
Submitted by pandorasinbox over 7 years ago
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I'm just another reject slowly slipping out of the gene pool to get hoovered up by the sex industry.
Submitted by pandorasinbox over 7 years ago
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So unhappy. I wonder if anyone has ever been this unhappy while drinking champagne.
Submitted by pandorasinbox over 7 years ago
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Why won't that stupid bitch let me propose to her?
Submitted by pandorasinbox over 7 years ago
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Saying 'I Love You' is like firing first in a duel; if you miss, you're f*cked!
Submitted by pandorasinbox over 7 years ago
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Nothing means anything to you, does it? Friendship, loyalty - they're just fusty old words like sixpence and codpiece to you, aren't they?
Submitted by pandorasinbox over 7 years ago
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I've shot you Jeff. With a bullet made of Scottish finance regulations.
Submitted by pandorasinbox over 7 years ago
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Careful, there's man love and there's business love, and never the twain shall meet.
Submitted by pandorasinbox over 7 years ago
1 love