You know what I do whenever I'm feeling low, I always think about that woman that got her face ripped off by a chimpanzee.
Submitted by Libbyloe62 over 1 year ago
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Your gunna wish you never messed with us you cougar bitch.
Submitted by Libbyloe62 over 1 year ago
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This happened to Romeo and Juliet and look what happened to them.
Submitted by Libbyloe62 over 1 year ago
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I’m usually cooler than a cucumber and you’ve made me look wet like a hamburger.
Submitted by Sofa1 over 1 year ago
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I'm nominating Sunshine, 'cause she's tighter than a duck's ass!
Submitted by adampattison over 1 year ago
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Well... I've had a serious think about this and it's a really hard decision, and I think this week my first nomination has gotta be... the custard cream. I really don't wanna do this, but I'm gonna nominate the custard cream because... it's a greedy little bitch. Not only does it want two biscuit wafers, but it also wants to be filled with custard as well.
Submitted by amytraynor over 1 year ago
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Well... the Rich Tea is happy with his wafer-thin self. Whereas the custard cream, it's... look how fat it is!
Submitted by amytraynor over 1 year ago
8 loves
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