I have the biggest mouth in the South West
Submitted by Nicola Green over 7 years ago
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They're not like me, Big Brother. They are famous, I'm not. I'm not famous, I'm normal.
Submitted by Fraselpantz over 7 years ago
Well... the Rich Tea is happy with his wafer-thin self. Whereas the custard cream, it's... look how fat it is!
Well... I've had a serious think about this and it's a really hard decision, and I think this week my first nomination has gotta be... the custard cream. I really don't wanna do this, but I'm gonna nominate the custard cream because... it's a greedy little bitch. Not only does it want two biscuit wafers, but it also wants to be filled with custard as well.
My second nomination is... I don't wanna do this... my second nomination has gotta be a rich tea. There's nothing to it: there's no chocolate on top, no smarties, no icing, nothing! There's nothing very rich about having nothing on top!
John James, are you gonna make an honest woman of me or what?
Submitted by cocobowen11 over 7 years ago
I'm nominating Sunshine, 'cause she's tighter than a duck's ass!
Submitted by adampattison over 7 years ago
I’m usually cooler than a cucumber and you’ve made me look wet like a hamburger.