I have the biggest mouth in the South West
Submitted by Nicola Green over 2 years ago
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They're not like me, Big Brother. They are famous, I'm not. I'm not famous, I'm normal.
Submitted by Fraselpantz over 2 years ago
5 loves
Well... the Rich Tea is happy with his wafer-thin self. Whereas the custard cream, it's... look how fat it is!
Submitted by amytraynor over 2 years ago
8 loves
Well... I've had a serious think about this and it's a really hard decision, and I think this week my first nomination has gotta be... the custard cream. I really don't wanna do this, but I'm gonna nominate the custard cream because... it's a greedy little bitch. Not only does it want two biscuit wafers, but it also wants to be filled with custard as well.
Submitted by amytraynor over 2 years ago
10 loves
John James, are you gonna make an honest woman of me or what?
Submitted by cocobowen11 over 2 years ago
4 loves
I'm nominating Sunshine, 'cause she's tighter than a duck's ass!
Submitted by adampattison over 2 years ago
11 loves
I’m usually cooler than a cucumber and you’ve made me look wet like a hamburger.
Submitted by Sofa1 over 2 years ago
13 loves