Joey Tribbiani Quotes

No, I fold like a cheap hooker who got hit in the stomach by a fat guy with sores on his face... I'm out.

Wanna come in for a drink and a bite of corsage?

Joey: Remember when you where a kid and your Mom would drop you off at the movies with a jar of jam and a little spoon?
Rachel: You're so pretty.

Joey: And you call yourself an accountant?
Chandler: ... No.

So I'm gonna get on this spaceship and go to blangon 7 in search of alternative energy fuels. And when I return, 200 years from now, you'll be long gone. But I won't have aged at all. So you tell your great, great great grandaughter to look me up. Cause Adrian, baby, I'm gonna wanna meet her.

Paper! Snow!... A GHOST!

We are gathered here today on this joyous occasion to celebrate the special love that Monica and Chandler share. It is a love based on giving and receiving. As well as having and sharing. And the love that they give and have is shared and received. And through this having and giving and sharing and receiving, we too can share and love and have and receive.

Don't you put words in people's mouths, you put turkey in people's mouths!

Chandler: [Indicates one hand] The girl from the zerox place, butt naked,or... [indicates the other hand] a big tub of jam?
Joey: Put your hands together.

What? You made a bet. A bet is a bet. You bet on a bet, and if you lose you lose the bet.

Sex. No, food. No, uh... I want both! I want girls on bread!

I am thankful for this beautiful fall we've been having. Yeah, the other day I was at the bus stop and this lovely fall breeze came in out of nowhere and blew this chick's skirt right up. Oh, which reminds me. I am also thankful for thongs.

You can't have Thanksgiving without turkey. That's like Fourth of July without apple pie, or Friday with no two pizzas.

It's all a moo point. Like a cow's opinion. It doesn't matter. It's moo

In LONDON?