Jeph Jacques Quotes

Bachelor's degrees make pretty good placemats if you get 'em laminated.

You can either hold yourself up to the unrealistic standards of others, or ignore them and concentrate on being happy with yourself as you are.

The quickest way to a man's heart really is through his stomach, because then you don't have to chop through that pesky rib cage.

What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?