Jay Cartwright & Will McKenzie Quotes

Jay: I’d f*ck her, right up the bum hole.
Will: Lucky girl.

Jay: So I had one bent over the table here, there was one up here who I was fingering and I was just toe f*cking the one on the floor.
Will: So when do we get to meet these lucky ladies?
Jay: You can't, they've gone back to the playboy mansion.