1. Operator! Give me the number for 911!

    Homer Simpson

    10 loves

  2. Just pick a dead end and chill out 'till you die.

    Homer Simpson

    3 loves

  3. English? Who needs that? I'm never going to England.

    Homer Simpson

    13 loves

  4. Television!  Teacher, mother, secret lover.

    Homer Simpson

    4 loves

  5. Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?

    Homer Simpson

    12 loves