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Graham Linehan Quotes

Graham Linehan

Graham Linehan (born 22 May 1968) is an Irish television writer, actor and director who, often in partnership with Arthur Mathews, has written or co-written a number of popular television comedies. He is most noted for his involvement in Father Ted, Black Books and The IT Crowd. Read more on Wikipedia...

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  1. Jen: How can you two live like this?
    Moss: [typing] How can you two...
    Roy: Don't google the question, Moss!

    — Graham Linehan

    Submitted by bluelibby about 1 year ago

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    1. crowd
    2. it
    3. jenkins
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  2. Roy: Just to the left of the cleftal horizon.
    Barrister: In layman's terms please Mr. Tenneman.
    Roy: Just to the left of the bumline.

    — Graham Linehan

    Submitted by nikobe over 1 year ago

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    1. bum
    2. funny
    3. humour
    4. it crowd
    5. graham linehan
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  3. Roy: I'm gonna go dance at the front.
    Jen: Aren't you a bit old for the front?
    Roy: I'm 31!
    Teenager: Good for you mate!

    — Graham Linehan

    Submitted by nikobe over 1 year ago

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    1. age
    2. it crowd
    3. graham linehan
    4. aging
    5. funny
    6. humour
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  4. Writing is like having a poo. You can't force it.

    — Graham Linehan

    Submitted by al2erego over 1 year ago

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    1. writing
    2. lineham
    3. script
    4. screenwipe
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  5. Father Ted : It's a rush. I feel fearless. Like Jeff Bridges In that movie.
    Father Dougal : I didn't see that one.
    Father Ted : Not many people have, Dougal. It's probably a bad reference.

    — Graham Linehan

    Submitted by darainchains over 1 year ago

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    1. father ted
    2. flight into terror
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