1. “Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”

    George Carlin

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  2. Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain.

    George Carlin

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  3. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

    George Carlin

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  4. The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.

    George Carlin

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  5. What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?

    George Carlin

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  6. It's never just a game when you're winning.

    George Carlin

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  7. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

    George Carlin

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