While she was conscious, I never said goodbye.
Submitted by rocketChips over 1 year ago
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What did you expect? "Welcome, sonny"? "Make yourself at home"? "Marry my daughter"? You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.
Submitted by ATN925 over 2 years ago
Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple.
Submitted by benjcaulfield almost 3 years ago