Franklin P. Adams Quotes

Health is the thing that makes you feel that now is the best time of the year.

Elections are won by men and women chiefly because most people vote against somebody rather than for somebody.

Middle age…occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.

When the political columnists say ‘Every thinking man’ they mean themselves, and when candidates appeal to ‘Every intelligent voter’ they mean everybody who is going to vote for them.