Eminem Quotes

You better lose yourself in the music, the moment,
You own it, you better never let it go.
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow,
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime.

I don't care if you're black, white, straight, bisexual, gay, lesbian, short, tall, fat, skinny, rich or poor. If you're nice to me, I'll be nice to you. Simple as that.

I shoot for the moon, but I'm too busy gazing at stars.

I don't care if you're black, white, straight, bisexual, gay, lesbian, short, tall, fat, skinny, rich or poor. If you're nice to me, I'll be nice to you. Simple as that.

Never been the type to bend or barge, the wrong button to push no friend of Bush

But I can't take a sh*t in the bathroom,
Without someone standin by it

I'm so sick and tired of bein admired,
That I wish that I would just die or get fired

I'm a cross between Manson, Esham and Ozzy

So tell Saddam not to bother with makin another bomb,
Cause I'm crushin the whole world in my palm

I'll stab you with the sharpest knife I can grab,
Come back the next week and re-open your scab

People don't buy shit no more they just dub it,
That's why I'm still broke and had the number one club hit

Shaved my armpits and wore a tank top,
Bad Boy, I told you that I can't stop

I think I got a generation brainwashed,
to pop pills and smoke pot til they brains rot

I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler,
And stapled his nuts to a stack of papers

Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off,
And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross.

Ahem.. excuse me!
Can I have the attention of the class for one second?

Don't do drugs, don't have unprotected sex, don't be violent. Leave that to me.

I'm stupid, I'm ugly, I'm dumb, I smell. Did I mention I'm stupid?

It'd be stupid for me to sit here and say that there aren't kids who look up to me, but my responsibility is not to them. I'm not a baby sitter.

If there's not drama and negativity in my life, all my songs will be really wack and boring or something.