But there must have been a Deathstar canteen, yeah?
There must have been a cafeteria downstairs, in between battles, where Darth Vader could just chill...
Submitted by Rodreegez about 1 month ago
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, then you've never been on acid.
You have no control over your cat! You can't say to your cat, "Cat, heel! Stay! Wait! Lie down! Roll over!" 'Cause the cat's just gonna be sitting there going, "Interesting words … have you finished?"
Cats have a scam going – you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.
"Cake or death?"
"Eh, cake please."
"Very well! Give him cake!"
"Oh, thanks very much. It's very nice."
"You! Cake or death?"
"Uh, cake for me, too, please."
"Very well! Give him cake, too! We're gonna run out of cake at this rate. You! Cake or death?"
"Uh, death, please. No, cake! Cake! Cake, sorry. Sorry..."
"You said death first, uh-uh, death first!"
"Well, I meant cake!"
"Oh, all right."
Someone's killed 100,000 people. We're almost going, "Well done! You killed 100,000 people? You must get up very early in the morning! I can't even get down the gym. Your diary must look odd: 'Get up in the morning, death, death, death, death, death, death, death – lunch – death, death, death – afternoon tea – death, death, death – quick shower …'
Submitted by robotnic over 2 years ago
Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).
Submitted by richard almost 3 years ago