1. Things change, that doesn't make them better.

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  2. Success only lasts until someone screws it up. Failure is forever.

    Dr. Gregory House

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  3. I think my penis stopped breathing. Do you know CPR?

    Dr. Gregory House

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  4. No one fixes anything unless they have a compelling reason.

    Dr. Gregory House

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  5. Treatment for wrong diagnoses can result in side-effects, like death.

    Dr. Gregory House

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  6. Adjectives matter. Hate nurses, love naughty nurses.

    Dr. Gregory House

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  7. With great power comes great micromanaging... and great vests.

    Dr. Gregory House

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  8. Loyalty to realestate is ridiculous, because loyalty is ridiculous.

    Dr. Gregory House

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  9. Dangerous people don't break into your home, they live in it.

    Dr. Gregory House

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  10. All parents screw up all children

    Dr. Gregory House

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  11. If porn was bad, why would there be so many nuns in it?

    Dr. Gregory House

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