"Writing is easy. You only need to stare at a piece of blank paper untl your forehead bleeds'
Submitted by Loki 8 months ago
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"Writing is easy. You only need to stare at a piece of blank paper untl your forehead bleeds'
Submitted by Loki 8 months ago
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Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?
Submitted by danhurlbut about 1 year ago
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I am so amazingly cool you could keep a side of meat in me for a month. I am so hip I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis.
Submitted by hellonwheels about 1 year ago
2 loves
It is no coincidence that in no known language does the phrase 'as pretty as an airport' exist.
Submitted by laura about 1 year ago
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On the planet Earth, Man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much... the wheel, New York and so on... conversely the dolphins believed themselves to be more intelligent than Man for precisely the same reasons.
Submitted by laura about 1 year ago
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Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.
Submitted by laura about 1 year ago
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A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools
Submitted by bassmin about 1 year ago
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The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Submitted by janvt over 1 year ago
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The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.
Submitted by dancall over 1 year ago
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The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Submitted by allie16e over 1 year ago
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A learning experience is one of those things that say, "You know that thing you just did? Don't do that."
Submitted by wes over 1 year ago
12 loves
Anything that happens, happens.
Anything that, in happening, causes something else to happen, causes something else to happen.
Anything that, in happening, causes itself to happen again, happens again.
It doesn't necessarily do it in chronological order, though.
Submitted by michaelmcgee over 1 year ago
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There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.
There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
Submitted by michaelmcgee over 1 year ago
12 loves