1. Brevity is the soul of lingerie.

    Dorothy Parker

    9 loves

  2. The best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk.

    Dorothy Parker

    7 loves

  3. It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard.

    Dorothy Parker

    7 loves

  4. I don’t care what is written about me so long as it isn’t true.

    Dorothy Parker

    6 loves

  5. Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.

    Dorothy Parker

    6 loves

  6. I hate writing. I love having written.

    Dorothy Parker

    3 loves

  7. Excuse my dust.

    Dorothy Parker

    3 loves