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Crane/Kauffman Quotes

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  1. Monica: MICHAEL FLATTLEY LORD OF THE DANCE!
    Joey: The Irish jig guy??!?
    Chandler: HIS LEGS FLAIL ABOUT AS IF INDEPENDENT FROM HIS BODY!

    — Crane/Kauffman

    Submitted by Rhian182 about 1 year ago

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    1. bing
    2. chandler
    3. friends
    4. funny
    5. geller
    6. joey
    7. monica
    8. tribbiani
    9. tv
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  2. Ross: Don't you want a washboard stomach and rock-hard abs?
    Chandler: No! I want a flabby gut and saggy man-breasts!

    — Crane/Kauffman

    Submitted by Rhian182 about 1 year ago

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    1. chandler
    2. e4
    3. friends
    4. funny
    5. ross
    6. tv
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  3. Ross: I love marriage...
    Phoebe: Seriously? You?... Divorce-O?
    Ross: If you have to call me a name I'd prefer 'Ross the Divorcer'. It's just cooler.

    — Crane/Kauffman

    Submitted by Rhian182 about 1 year ago

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    4. phoebebuffay
    5. rossgeller
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  4. Parker: I'm sorry if I put a good spin on everything. It's who I am, I'm a positive person.
    Phoebe: No, I'm a positive person. You're like Santa Claus... on prozac... in Disney Land... getting laid

    — Crane/Kauffman

    Submitted by Rhian182 about 1 year ago

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    1. baldwin
    2. e4
    3. friends
    4. funny
    5. parker
    6. phoebe
    7. tv
    8. channel4
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  5. Chandler: Hey, you guys in the living room all know what you want to do. You know, you have goals. You have dreams. I don't have a dream.
    Ross: Ah, the lesser-known "I don't have a dream" speech.

    — Crane/Kauffman

    Submitted by Rhian182 about 1 year ago

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    2. e4
    3. friends
    4. ross
    5. c4
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  6. Monica: Y'know, all these years, I thought you were on my side. But maybe what you were doing was sucking up to Mom and Dad so they'd keep liking you better!
    Ross: Hey, I married a lesbian to make you look good!

    — Crane/Kauffman

    Submitted by Rhian182 about 1 year ago

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    1. e4
    2. friends
    3. funny
    4. geller
    5. monica
    6. ross
    7. lesbian
    8. c4
    9. tv
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  7. Chandler: Condoms?
    Joey: We don't know how long we're gonna be stuck here. We might have to repopulate the world.
    Chandler: And condoms are the way to do that?

    — Crane/Kauffman

    Submitted by Rhian182 about 1 year ago

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  8. Phoebe: No, huh uh, no way, I'm sorry, not gonna happen.
    Chandler: Whoa, whoa, prom night flashback.

    — Crane/Kauffman

    Submitted by Rhian182 about 1 year ago

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    1. chandler
    2. e4
    3. friends
    4. phoebe
    5. tv
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