CJ Cregg Quotes

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Don't be fooled: they love us in Orange County. They're crazy-go-nuts for the President - really, the whole Democratic Party in general. I think they really like it when we come to town. When we were there last month, we were working the crowd, and some young boys - worried possibly that I couldn't afford fruits and vegetables on a government salary - tossed me some of their own.

C.J. Cregg: Well argued, though I do hate you and everything you stand for.
Joe Quincy: Claudia Jean, you've only known me for four minutes. It usually takes people the better part of an hour to hate me and everything I stand for.
C.J. Cregg: I'm the Press Secretary Boo-Boo. I don't have that kind of time.

Donna Moss: Schadenfreude?
C.J. Cregg: You know, enjoying the suffering of others. The whole rationale behind the House of Representatives.

Reporter: I think the question was, was he physically and emotionally prepared to make a life-and-death decision after what he'd just been through?
C.J. Cregg: He'd been through a TV interview and a press conference. The President finds you all annoying, but not prohibitively debilitating.

One in forty American men wear women's clothing and we've had well over forty presidents. I'm just saying, one of these guys was dancing around the Oval Office in a prom dress. Now let's get to the bottom of that.

You guys are like Butch and Sundance peering over the edge of a cliff to the boulder-filled rapids 300 feet below, thinking you better not jump 'cause there's a chance you might drown. The President has this disease and has been lying about it, and you guys are worried that the polling might make us look bad? It's the fall that's gonna kill ya.

C.J. Cregg: They beat women, Nancy. They hate women. The only reason they keep Qumari women alive is to make more Qumari men.
Nancy McNally: So what do you want me to do about it?
C.J. Cregg: How about instead of suggesting that we sell the guns to them, suggesting that we shoot the guns at them?

We need to be investigated by someone who wants to kill us just to watch us die. We need someone perceived by the American people to be irresponsible, untrustworthy, partisan, ambitious, and thirsty for the limelight. Am I crazy, or is this not a job for the US House of Representatives?

If we're about freedom from tyranny, then we're about freedom from tyranny, and if we're not, we should shut up.

Josh Lyman: You know what, C.J.? I really think I'm the best judge of what I mean, you paranoid Berkeley shiksa feminista... Wow, that was way too far.
C.J. Cregg: No, no. Well, I've got a staff meeting to go to and so do you, you elitist, Harvard, fascist, missed-the-dean's-list-two-sem esters-in-a-row Yankee jackass.

You get my support the same way I get yours: when I agree with what you're saying or when I don't care about what you're saying.

Oh, Holy Interruptus, Batman!