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No you didn't get me, it's an electric drill, you get me, you kill me!

— Chandler Bing

Submitted by PeroxideLaura about 1 year ago

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Well, I'm guessing he wants to do a little dance. You know, make a little love. Well, pretty much get down tonight.

— Chandler Bing

Submitted by PeroxideLaura about 1 year ago

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Yes, and I get my ya-yas from Ikea. You have to put them together yourself, but they cost a little less.

— Chandler Bing

Submitted by PeroxideLaura about 1 year ago

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Sounds like two people are really enjoying the Dewey decimal system.

— Chandler Bing

Submitted by PeroxideLaura about 1 year ago

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Three failed marriages, two illegitimate children... The personal ad writes itself!

— Chandler Bing

Submitted by Rhian182 about 1 year ago

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Phoebe: Oh, God, just do it! (Grabbing the phone.) Call her! Stop being so testosteroney!
Chandler: Which, by the way, is the real San Francisco treat.

— Chandler Bing

Submitted by Rhian182 about 1 year ago

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Shorts. Like pants, but longer.

— Chandler Bing

Submitted by Rhian182 about 1 year ago

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It bodes well for me that speed impresses you.

— Chandler Bing

Submitted by Rhian182 about 1 year ago

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Well you know what they say... Ask your slippers a question, you're going crazy.

— Chandler Bing

Submitted by Rhian182 over 1 year ago

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Err, the fifth dentist caved and now they're all recommending Trident?

— Chandler Bing

Submitted by PeroxideLaura over 1 year ago

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Actually yesterday I was smoking again, today I'm smoking still.

— Chandler Bing

Submitted by PeroxideLaura over 1 year ago

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Ground control to major tom, commencing countdown..... engines ONNNNNNNNN.....

— Chandler Bing

Submitted by Rhian182 over 1 year ago

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I can handle it. Handle is my middle name. Well, actually its the middle part of my first name.

— Chandler Bing

Submitted by PeroxideLaura over 1 year ago

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What if Martin Luther King had said that? "I kind of have a dream... I don't wanna talk about it."

— Chandler Bing

Submitted by bluelibby over 1 year ago

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