An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You would never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.

— Mitch Hedberg in 2003

Source: Mitch All Together / Acme Comedy Club, Minneapolis, Minnesota

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