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  1. Why do I live in Israel? Because Israel lives in me, as it lives in all Jews. It is who we are. And those of us lucky enough to recognize this truth and embrace it in all its fullness and depth are the luckiest Jews in the world.

     — Caroline Glick

    From: quotedude 16 minutes ago

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    Tags: jews, israel, caroline glick.

  2. Wit penetrates; humor envelops. Wit is a function of verbal intelligence; humor is imagination operating on good nature.

     — Peggy Noonan

    From: quotedude 38 minutes ago

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    Tags: humour, wit, peggy noonan.

  3. You have a moral conflict with partaking of wine....remember Jesus did not turn wine into water, he turned water into wine. You tell me?

     — Audrey Chamberlain

    From: audreyi 41 minutes ago

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  1. You know what I do whenever I'm feeling low, I always think about that woman that got her face ripped off by a chimpanzee.

     — Josie Gibson

    From: Libbyloe62 1 day ago

    27 loves today

    Tags: funny, josie, big brother, chimpanzee.

  2. You are live on Channel 4. Please do not swear.

     — Davina McCall

    From: laura 10 days ago

    18 loves today

    Tags: c4, big brother.

  3. Most of the housemates are on the sofas, passing round the jaffa cakes.

     — Marcus Bentley

    From: bbsuperfan 1 day ago

    16 loves today

    Tags: big brother, marcus bentley, ignore the obvious, jaffa cakes.

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